February 2012
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I feel sick to my stomach...
I absolutely hate flying. I’m trying to calm my nerves but it’s not working.
Excited as ever to see my little brother but I just wish I didn’t have to fly there.
I have the insane urge to give extra long hugs to my mom, dog and cat. & at least call some of my friends….
Maybe I’m a little extra but I’m THAT. scared. I hope I don’t have an asthma...
lmfao I remember this ep. I cried!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I LEAVE TOMMOROW =]
I’m going to visit my little brother and I’m so excited to see him but scared shitless to fly. I’m going to keep my fingers crossed & pray the whole way there lol.
Wish me luck!
oh p.s I have yet to pack but of course I’m on here and trying to update my ipod lol… . .
When I'm getting dressed
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
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DECIDED TO INVEST[LOL] INTO BUYING 'CURLFORMERS'....
Ok… I’ve been debating on the idea of getting Curlformers for a while now. & I finally decided to get them. Their a tad expensive(64.90$ for 40 long & narrows) but I’m hoping it will be worth it.
On days that I want perfect curls I think this would be my go- to item. Soft/Hard/Spiral rods don’t work for me to get the curl the way I want it.
But what surprised me...
Realizing what a lazy shit you are...
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